Mustard Road


Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary
Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more
While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling
the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”
Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”
Only this and nothing more.

Once upon a dim stage dreary, while I twirled, weak and weary

Under many quaint and curious gaze’s of voyeurs wanting more

While I spun round, nearly falling, suddenly there came a calling

the voice of which was quite appalling, appalling and it screamed out “WHORE”

Tis’ some drunkard, I muttered, screaming out the insult “WHORE”

Only this and nothing more.

(via the-little-gypsy-wife)

Still got the mad #latte skillzz (Taken with instagram)

Still got the mad #latte skillzz (Taken with instagram)

When is too early for a creme egg? (Taken with instagram)

When is too early for a creme egg? (Taken with instagram)

Toasted tea bread with peanut butter. #MorningNom (Taken with instagram)

Toasted tea bread with peanut butter. #MorningNom (Taken with instagram)

Spoons! With @Simpster32 (Taken with instagram)

Spoons! With @Simpster32 (Taken with instagram)

Boyfriend now here. Drink all the coffee! (Taken with instagram)

Boyfriend now here. Drink all the coffee! (Taken with instagram)